Don’t you love candid celebrity pictures? Cameron Diaz on the beach without makeup or Zac Efron stuffing his face at McDonalds? So often, celebrity photos are perfectly crafted. Every hair is in the right place and each feature looks color-corrected and symmetrical. After a while, it’s easy to buy into the myth that stars lead ideal lives and always take the time to look their best. Celebrities without makeup must be fined in Beverly Hills, right? Time for a little myth-busting. Celebrities are not always their perfect selves. Thanks to the paparazzi, we can point to thousands of funny celebrity photos and candid pictures as proof that Hollywood is not full of demi-gods, just everyday performers. So, for a dose of relieving reality, here are some photos of celebs stripped of their superstar splendor. Please, enjoy.
STUFF THAT FACE, MARKY MARK!
OKAY, I GOT THE REST OF THIS IN ONE BITE…
THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM: GET OUT OF MY NOSE, BOOGER, OR I’ll BUILD A MOVIE FRANCHISE ABOUT CHASING YOU!
“IS SHE WAVING AT US?” OH, WAIT…
WHILE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS? REALLY?
WHATCHA LOOKING AT, ASHTON?
EVEN THE STARS CAN’T RESIST PIZZA…
OR HOT DOGS!
ROCKS ARE TRICKY, OK?
LOOK! CELEBRITIES WITHOUT MAKEUP!
DAMN YOU, RYAN GOSLING
SOMETIMES, PAPARAZZI ARE STUN-INDUCING
DON’T DROP YOUR CHILDREN!
ADELE CAN COUNT… ON HER FINGERS
— Timothy Vest