It’s the best time of year – ugly sweater season. This is the last week thrift store treasures and commercial failures are permissible in the office and on the street. The joy of ugly holiday sweaters is that for one month out of every year, bad fashion suddenly becomes cool. It’s like those horrible Halloween movies so bad they’re good. You don’t even have to celebrate Christmas to join in the fun! Just look at these atrociously beautiful examples.
What can I say? At least these balls aren’t blue…
This funny Christmas sweater has me wondering whether the red nose was the only reason all the other reindeers used to laugh and call him names…
Now that you have this lovely image etched in your brain, can you get him some damn toilet paper? Santa needs a gift every now and then too, ya know.
The perfect way to finish off a year of 90s throwbacks. Pizza for the holidays, anyone?
This is the DIY stick-what-ever-the-hell-you-want-on-it ugly Christmas sweater. Feel free to get creative and see what else you can pin on to yours.
We all love our grandma’s, but sometimes too much is just too much.
If you have holiday-related junk and glue, anything is possible.
Certainly not the best option for your work holiday party…
In honor of Rogue One, you know you want to do it.
Wouldn’t this be the perfect White Elephant gift for your office Secret Santa?
Have you heard the legend of the Christmas sloth? Neither have I. Let’s start the myth together.
It doesn’t get much better than this. You’ll have Christmas carolers with you wherever you go and your belly will sparkle just like Rudolph’s nose!
Someone was knitting a Christmas sweater. It was going so nicely. Suddenly they forgot what holiday it was and the tacky sweater got a large helping of turkey.
Please don’t hug anyone…
This year…Santa bares all.
Off with their heads!
Just in case you didn’t notice, this is an ugly Christmas sweater.
Grab this sweater by the…
Nice to know things are all well and good at the North Pole…
What would you do if cats with X-ray eyes burned all your Christmas presents?
It’s a pity something ornate can look this frightfully ugly.
NEVER eat lime green snow.
That time your mom decided to try knitting and needed a model for her Esty account.
Screw the North Pole. Let’s have a Benihana Christmas.
I give you Anne Boleyn, the snow woman.
Stop everything. The Yeti is Santa Claus. Mystery solved.
Ugly sweaters are for any holiday!
Have a haunted Gremlin Christmas!
— Timothy Vest